ladylydiamclane

getting ready to put Darling on Gord's new remote controlled mobile fucking machine!

Make sure you take a moment to look at this story:
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/29/stonewall-texas/

Then send your comments about it to these people:

Jeffrey Halstead
Chief of Police, Ft. Worth, TX

fwpdweb@fortworthpd.com

Police Administration (817)392-4200

Media Contact
(Sgt. Criado) (817)392-4214

Internal Affairs
(complaints on officers)(817)392-4270

350 W. Belknap St.
Fort Worth, TX 76102

Yesterday was very long and exhausting. I started my day by working on the Gord sites, updating things, while Gord, Mike, and Johnny rigged some safety items into the crane for Charlotte. We then took Charlotte and shoved her into the Pichard Cage and drug her all around Gord's property on the tractor and then hanging off the crane off the truck. We then forced her into some Ballet Boot running up and down the driveway while being pulled by the truck. Lastly, I attached electrodes to her ass and nipples and had her get off on the saddle fuck machine.

I said goodbye to Mike and Charlotte and raced to Seattle where I made worm give me a foot massage before Mark Gregory showed up at my dungeon.

He arrived, we had a nice glass of Scotch together, and then I put him in stocks and attached him to the rack. Stuck there, he had no way to get away from my cigarillos. I smoked 4 of them and emptied the ashes in his mouth and rubbed them on his chest, cock, and face. I put the out on his chin, the top of his head, his sternum, and his cock. The highlight was simply holding the lit cigarillo a millimeter from his cheek and hearing him scream as he felt his flesh heating up before the burn.

All exhausting as you can tell. Now I can not get the taste of the cigarillo out of my mouth. I do not know how people can smoke everyday. Yuk. The nausea, shaking, and bad taste was well worth it for the burning of Mr. Gregory.

Happy Pride to everyone!
Lady Lydia

...getting ready to hang Charlotte off the upper deck by her ankles while wearing an inflatable rubber hood!

Must figure out how to torture Charlotte for 3 days... Any ideas for binding Charlotte Brooke?

She is spending 3 days with us at the House of Gord. We have lots of gear, but I want to do something different, special, scary... maybe I have watched too many episodes of Dexter.

Lydia

If you haven't seen Dexter, then you should. Serial Killer who works as a Blood Splatter Specialist! I have had the best dreams lately... almost as good as the Amnesty International Porn!

Lydia

I can't decide which set to make live on Friday for NakedGord.com, but I have this fabulous set with Wenona!!! Wenona does something that most girls can't! In this case, she will be folded and ass fucked on a devious little fucking-machine that Gord concocted a while back. This will do just fine I think...

Amazing event... wish I could tell you in detail about it, but not only is there too much to say, but I have to keep everything super quiet...

DESIRE is Amazing!

Heading out of Palm Springs this morning towards Seattle!

Last minute packing. Must run back to dungeon for my Tella whip! How did I forget that?

We head out of Seattle at 2pm!

xoxo,
Lydia

Woo Hoo!

Naughtiness is sure to follow...

PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES

I have posted some new feet photos with my pretty new red polish in the additional images part of my site.

Also, I get my feet worshipped today! As it should be

What lovely days! I no longer feel sick and am almost caught up on all my emails and work that I skipped over due to SEAF, my shoot with PD and Sister Dee for the House of Gord, and my performance at the Columbia City Cabaret!

I wish everyone a sunny day. Remember to wear sun block or I will post you to the ground to fry. That will teach you!

Lady Lydia

HI All!

You are indeed getting a treat at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival (seattleerotic.org) this week!

Thursday is for VIP's
Friday is the opening night to the public (I will not be attending this night, but there are some fabulous performers!)
Saturday night is when Lady Lydia and her dance partner Ugo perform (around 11pm).

You also get to see Gord's Wheel and Johnny Smokes' Invisible Box. Both can be seen on houseofgord.com and nakedgord.com

Attend the festival, buy some art, and have your eyes filled with lush sexual decadence!

Lady Lydia

I don't do this very often, but I have to...

The Seattle Opera's production of BLUEBEARD'S CASTLE is so spectacular that I will take $50 off one session for each client who shows me their ticket stub! No season subscribers as you all already know how super fabulous this production is. This offer will be good for a couple of months. Let me know when booking that you will be bringing me a ticket stub.

For everyone else, GO TO THE OPERA!!!! This production is modern, beautifully horrific, and has traveled the world.

There are 5 more performances available. Tickets range from $25 to $133 per ticket. This is worth it and I doubt there will be another time to see this opera over the next decade or so.

My best,
Lydia

Washington State is completely absurd! Apparently the only way our legislature can figure to make money when they have spent us to near bankruptcy is to tax porn. Let's not worry our little heads about trying to reduce spending or getting rid of corrupt politicians. Let's just tax anyone who wants a little joy. How would they even get this tax? Magazines and DVD's would be easy as they are in stores at retail level (a double tax as adult stores already pay a retail tax), but how would they be able to track and tax individual consumer computer internet porn? Maybe they would like a little government chip in everyone's computer so they can track your internet porn buys and tax you 18.5%...

18.5% tax on porn!

The bill reads:

"Adult entertainment materials and services" means those entertainment materials and services that are primarily oriented to an interest in sex, including but not limited to magazines, photographs, motion pictures, videotapes, videodiscs, cable television services, telephone services, audiotapes, computer programs, and paraphernalia. "Adult entertainment materials and services" does not include (a) books or magazines that contain no photographs or other graphics; or (b) motion pictures, videotapes, videodiscs, or cable television services that do not contain any explicit sex of the type that would be rated "X" using the standards existing on January 1, 2009, of the motion picture association of America, inc. Any motion picture, videotape, videodisc, cable television service, or other visual medium that contains any explicit sex of the type that would be rated "X" using these standards is considered to be primarily oriented to an interest in sex. Notwithstanding subsection (6) of this section, adult entertainment services are a sale at retail for the purposes of this chapter and chapter"
82.12 RCW.

I might have to move the House of Gord to Tribal Land...

Here is the email of the guy who wrote the bill. Please find a minute to email him about this ridiculousness of this bill:

miloscia.mark@leg.wa.gov

Rep. Mark Miloscia
(D) 30th LEGISLATIVE DISTRICT
Olympia Office:
437A Legislative Building
PO Box 40600
Olympia, WA 98504-0600
http://www.markmiloscia.com/
(360) 786-7898

This Friday (the 30th) at 6pm!

This pro-woman (female ID required) is amazing. If you haven't been, then go. No one will bite unless you negotiate that in advance. If you have been before, then I want to see you playing or stripping or both!

All proceeds go directly to AIDS Lifecycle.

See you Friday,
Lydia

1.6 Trillion dollars! T - R - I - L - L - I - O - N

WE can not afford universal healthcare or proper gear for our troops or to rebuild the freaking viaduct (or even just put in a regular road like they did in Manhattan), but we can spend 1.6 TRILLION in a few short months. And don't give me the argument that feds can't interfere with states. You read this bill and you will clearly understand how that simply doesn't matter to our Congress.

The 2000 Census determined the resident population of the United States on April 1, 2000, to be 281,421,906. If the country has increased in population around 13% like it did from 1990 to 2000, then we will get just a tad over $50 grand each. That means the government has taken or could give each of us around $50,315.00 - that is 50 THOUSAND dollars - each.

One side says - taxpayers just donated $50 grand each to the Feds. That means you were just mortgaged by your own government. This is somewhat like indentured servitude. Some may even say neo-slavery.

Other side says - Feds should give us each $50 grand if they just have it lying around = that would certainly fix the foreclosures. Wouldn't quite fix the near bankrupt state of our nation.

We are permanently in debt with no hope of ever getting out. We are going to have to work extra hard at destroying smaller countries and enslaving them in debt to keep our economy going. I think I will start using monopoly money... it will be worth about the same as our dollar pretty soon. Those of you with children can get free money by raiding the games your kids already have for cash.

Key points of the bill are:

Expand Medicaid: $87bn
If they could expand it to include all US citizens, then please do so already!

Help state governments: $79bn
There is so much ranting on this issue that I can barely see straight. Boils down to - if feds and states would not over budget and learn to say no then they would not have the problems they have now. The bloat at state level of budgets and employees is absurd. All this money and help and we still can't get a simple smile at the DMV.

Help school districts: $41bn
This is supposed to be a state issue and not a federal government issue. If we are going there, then the school systems need to federalized and standardized.

Higher unemployment benefits: $36bn
I don't necessarily disagree with this. However, Congress is the reason that many businesses fail to thrive. We regulate and tax business to death. I just paid my stupid GROSS sales State tax and am appalled yet again. I suspect my Federal taxes won't make me any happier.

Rebuild roads: $30bn
This should have been happening all along. Many of these projects are shamefully mismanaged and need to have the government step out and let real workers fix our bridges, overpasses, and VIADUCTS! We have some of the best construction companies in the entire world and their hands are tied by absurd regulations when doing government projects. Safety is a must, but if you have ever tried to understand basic permitting codes, then the government level will stun you.

Computerize medical records: $20bn
Good GOD! 20 BILLION to computerize records that are already computerized. Some computer programmers and networkers are going to make out like bandits. I will happily give them hard spankings for coming up with such a huge number to complete this task. Did the hourly rate to write code go from $45 per hour to $100,000?

Green electricity grid: $11bn
This is silly. Really? An electricity grid for 11 billion? How stupid are we. That is a starting price. A networker gets 20 billion to write code and programs but an electrical grid is on sale for 11? Ugh!

Has anyone noticed this or are we all so incapable of understanding debt in the trillions that we are numb?

My 0.02 cents... Make that Yens

Lydia

Midori, Kelly B, Lydia McLane and Miss Indigo Blue present
STRIP-O-RAMA & BANG FOR THE BUCK 2009!
Special Sex-Positive Queer Event and Fundraiser for AIDS/LifeCycle

For the fifth sold-out year in a row, international star Midori hosts a hot and steamy night for all Northwest women, transfolk, and genderqueers with proceeds benefiting AIDS/Lifecycle. Kinky folks are still talking about the last four years of spectacular Seattle extravaganzas. This year’s event is primed for another sold out success on Friday, January 30 at The Wet Spot, aka The Center for Sex Positive Culture.

First... Strip-O-Rama! The evening begins at 6 pm with a FREE striptease lesson by Burlesque Star Miss Indigo Blue. Miss Indigo will teach sexy moves for butches, femmes, transfolk and genderqueers to achieve stripping success on the catwalk! FREE, and guaranteed to be fun! Come prepared to take it all off!

Then, at 7:30 pm, Miss Indigo Blue and Lydia McLane join Midori to co-host an outrageous amateur strip-off! This will be a no-holds barred, wild and abandoned show of women, transfolk and genderqeers competing to receive the most tips from the audience. The biggest tip-receivers win BIG prize packages donated by Babeland, Twisted Monk, Pleasure Chest, ID Lube, Stockroom, Stormy Leather and Desire.

Come to watch, tip and compete! Get there early and sign up before all the strip-off spots are taken! All tips are donated to AIDS/Lifecycle.

Finally at 10:00 pm, the night turns downright debaucherous! For those who want to play, Hostess Midori will conduct her famous “Auntie Midori’s Meat Market”! Everyone is invited to stay and play late into the night for at the women, trans, & genderqueer play and shag party. This is THE hottest event of the winter! Pull out your spiciest outfit, and throw your toys in a bag to come out and play for a great cause.

Wet Spot membership not required. Non-members are asked to RSVP to midoriparty@sexpositiveculture.org

$15 Strip-O-Rama only, 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM
$15 Party only, 10:00 PM to 2:00 AM
$25 Big Bang Ticket - Strip Show and Party all night!

Details:
Date: FRIDAY, JANUARY 30, 2009
Time: 6:00 FREE LESSON, 7:30 STRIP-O-RAMA, 10:00- 2:00 PARTY
Location: THE WET SPOT aka CSPC, 1630 15th Ave W, Bldg E, Seattle.
Cost: $15 - Strip-O-Rama ONLY *or* Party ONLY
$25 – Big Bang Ticket: Strip Show AND Party

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More Information:
http://www.bang4thebuck.org
http://www.aidslifecycle.org/8081

If you were agonizing because you couldn't get tickets to
the SOLD OUT run of Land Of The Sweets at the Triple Door,
FEAR NOT!

We've added TWO MORE SHOWS this Saturday 12/20 at 7pm and
10pm!

http://www.landofthesweets.com

Tickets are available by calling the Triple Door at 206. 838. 4333

MOST OF THE SHOWS ARE SOLD OUT - SATURDAY IS YOUR CHANCE TO SEE THE SHOW IF YOU DO NOT ALREADY HAVE TICKETS!!!

Land of the Sweets: The Burlesque Nutcracker is the nation's first and only full-blown professional production of the holiday classic—rendered in 1930s burlesque cabaret style.

Featuring the A-List of American burlesque stars, Land of the Sweets seamlessly marries traditional ballet, burlesque, and swing dance. A sizzling hot jazz soundtrack of Tchaikovsky's original score sets the tone for the swingin'est wintertime party since the end of prohibition.

Racy but never raunchy, this show takes us to a fantastic, far-away locale where the characters of the Nutcracker live and play in their off-time. While prim and proper on the music hall stage, these characters have quite a different demeanor in their private lives, and as the party unfolds, we see the famous Nutcracker characters bare almost all with flair and glamour.

Your own Lady Lydia is Tulips - The naughty maid.

B'Witched, my little porn creation with Kali Kane and Anna Rose, won third place at Seattle's Amateur Porn Festival, HUMP! We are all super excited. Granted we didn't win anything in particular, but the notoriety suits me fine.

Next up is BurlyCon this weekend. If you ever wanted to know anything about Burlesque, why it is, how it started, how to make the costumes and do the steps, then BurlyCon is the place to be.

The Indie film "A Wink and A Smile" shows this Thursday at the Rendezvous (7pm). All classes and parties for BurlyCon begin on Friday - full blast!

I will certainly need the foot rubs I will be getting before and after this experience. Thanks to all the lovely foot fetishists who have signed up for sessions to help my tiny, stressed, sweaty arches and pinched toes.

Lady Lydia